A real funny scene from chapter 7 of my MLP FIM cartoon crossover story "Chaotic Order" It's the scene where Mordecai and the RS guys are in Appleloosa, Applejack's cousin Braeburn's hometown, resuming search for their unicorn friend Twilight Sparkle. It's the scene most of you really liked because it's as if Rigby's joined in the shipping fanbase for the
Yeah, hopefully this makes up for those really dark, really slightly
disturbing pictures I am SO sorry about [link] [link]
Well, at least you guys know exactly why Mordecai is actually considering killing
Discord...but right now I think he just wants to kill Rigby. She flinched when she heard the sound of a door slam open. Turning her head, she took sight of Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, and Pops exiting out of a nearby saloon.
The apple juice is addicting...Rocky thought with a chuckle as she rolled her eyes.
"Way to piss that colt off, Rigby," Mordecai snarled at the raccoon.
"What?" Rigby said innocently. "All I said was that his apple shake needed more shaking...and maybe a pinch of lemonade."
"Rigby!" Benson fumed. "Do you even know what the name of this town is?"
"Orangeville?" The raccoon guessed, scratching his head.
"No, this is Appleoosa," Pops corrected, showing more patience than the others. "PA-LOO-SA. With an 'Apple' in the front."
"Meh, whatever," Rigby scoffed, "apples aren't my kind of fruit anyway."
"You are so lucky Applejack isn't here to hear you say that!" Benson growled.
"Yeah, she would buck you right into the mountains," Mordecai nodded, folding his arms.
"Hey, isn't that where some of those ponies and buffalo are going right now?" Rigby asked. "You know, to see if Discord and Twilight poofed right there?"
"Braeburn and Little Strongheart are going to check it out," Benson said.
"Yeah," Rigby laughed, "see if Discolight haven't 'planted some trees' already."
Mordecai's eyes widened before he wheeled toward him. "What?" His voice came out a squeal/shriek.
Rocky watched from where she sat, her eyes widening at Rigby's statement.
"Well..." Rigby rubbed his arm. "A few hours ago, I kind messed around with their names just for the heck of it." He suddenly beamed. "Then I came up with this rad-sounding name: Discolight!"
"Discolight?" Mordecai demanded.
"Oh, no..." Benson gulped as he and Pops watched.
"Well, yeah," Rigby laughed, not noticing Mordecai's rage, "you know? Discord and Twilight?" Then he pondered a bit. "Hmm...now that I think about it...I think I just made a pairing. No...what are those things kids do on the internet to show what big, crazy fans they are?" Then his eyes widened. "Oh, yeah! Shipping!"
"Shipping?" Mordecai said through clenched teeth. "Discord...and Twilight?"
"You gotta admit, Twilight may be a dorky unicorn and Discord's one heck of an ugly goat guy," Rigby said, "but the name sounds pretty tight. And they sound like they can lower their standards enough to actually go for each other-OW!"
Mordecai pulled his fist away, only to strike the raccoon's shoulder once more, making Rigby cry out again in pain.
"Quit it, man!" Rigby shouted, rubbing his aching shoulder.
"Okay, enough!" Benson cried as he and Pops stood between them.
"Oh, please, do so," Pops said desperately, "no fighting, boys."
"He started it!" Mordecai shouted as he pointed at Rigby.
"Hey, come on!" Rigby held up his hands in defense. "All I said was that maybe Discolight might become official even though it may sound like one of lamest shippings to ever come into existence-"
"Okay!" Benson cut in as both he and Pops grabbed Rigby by each arm. "Yeah, we'll take Rigby off your shoulders, Mordecai."
"Good..." The bluejay muttered. "How about throwing him into a barrel and kick him off a waterfall while you're at it?"
"Not cool, man!" Rigby shouted as he was dragged away, passing by onlooking ponies.
Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show (c) J.G. Quintel
Twilight Sparkle and Discord from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (c) Lauren Faust