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Better Parents

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Well, you remember these: [link] and [link] and you remember how I went on and on about how much better Bart, Lisa, and Maggie's parents would be if they were Squirrel and Donnie. Though Donnie and Squirrel seem more like brother and sister to the three siblings...they're the best dang parents they would ever want.

Seems the kids spend much more time with Squirrel and Donnie than they do with their real parents...if they could call them that. Don't get me wrong(and please don't hate me), but Marge and Homer Simpson seem like they prefer to have sex than spend time with the kids, and trust me, there was an episode about that. Here, it seems like the kids wish Donnie and Squirrel could adopt them. Besides being awesome parents, they(mostly Squirrel) have more than enough money to pay to whatever their heart desires...like college. And since both Squirrel and Donnie are geniuses, talking to Lisa is no problem. Let me explain how this lovely couple benefits "the better parents":

Squirrel: She's young, beautiful, intelligent, a ninja, and much, much more! She's a versatile. But, unlike Donnie, she's a squirrel who's definitely human quality. Besides that, she loves children and let's kids come before herself. She's willing to babysit while she can...for free. And when children have problems, especially with adults(perhaps parents), she puts her psychiatrist/councilor techniques to use. Everyone in Springfield loves her and her family.

Donatello Hamato: Like Squirrel, he's intelligent and a ninja. But, unlike Squirrel, he's a mutant. Where he lives, he's bound to the sewers until nightfall where he and his brothers patrol New York. But in Springfield, the weirdest are always welcome, and Donnie's no different. In fact, Patty and Selma love him, differing from their so-called "compatibility" with Homer. He, like his brothers, loves kids and protects them no matter what. He's gentle and loving, and would never hurt or strangle a child no matter how much they tick him off. Both he and Squirrel are pacifists and think talking is better than fighting.

See? Bart loves Donnie as a father! And look, Lisa and Maggie love Squirrel more than a sister, they love her like a mother. If they ever did adopt them, which could never happen because Squirrel and Donnie would never want to break them away from their parents, Bart would be all like "I got a mom who's smokin' hot!" while Lisa would be all like "My dad can fix a computer virus in 10 minutes flat!" And Maggie would probably be clutching her parents for cuddly love! :heart:

Afar, Marge and Homer, filled with furious jealousy, are imagining ways of how killing the "perfect couple". Marge's all like "I strangle her with her perfect, long hair!" while Homer's like "I'll kick his shell! And make him into turtle soup...mmmm....turtle soup...:drool:" :D

Still, opinions are open. In the future, I'm going to make "comparison/contrast comic strips", where we see how each couple deals with a situation...and the kids.
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HP
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HP psc2400
Date Taken
Apr 11, 2009, 8:15:14 PM
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meloettagirl66's avatar
i know this was made 9 years ago but i have to do this #rejected